View Full Version : Marit's lille hjørne. ;-)...
Ting & tang jeg finner på nettet.
Bidra gjerne selv oxo.
PS: Elsker å Surfe....
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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby
shouted to the other," Are you a little girl or a little boy?
"I dont know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.
"I mean i don't know how to tell the difference," was the the reply.
"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'LL climb into your crib to find out."
He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
After a couple of minuts, he faced with a big grin on his face.
"You are a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.
"You're ever so clever, " said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?
"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy. "You've got pink booties and I've got blue ones.
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Det vat sånn du mente Marit ? Sant ??
De er flotte de klippene du finner !!:)
PS et lite tips .....lyserosa er umulig å lese her .... fikset det og jeg !!
:klem:
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A HUG.
A hug is such fun
And it's certain to please you,
Just open your arms
And let somebody squeese you,
If you need cheering
A hug never fails you,
It makes you feel great
And it's good for what ails you...
A hug is a present
You don't have to earn,
And oh, what a pleasure
To give...
...and return!
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Liker Marits hjørne jeg! :klem:
Ville bare dele denne med dere, flott syns jeg da...
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~A Rose Within~
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A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully,
and before it blossomed, he examined it.
He saw the bud that would soon blossom and
also the thorns. And he thought,
" How can any beautiful flower come from a plant
burdened with so many sharp thorns?"
Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose,
and before it was ready to bloom, it died.
~
So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose.
The God-like qualities planted in us at birth
grow amind the thorns of our faults.
Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns and the defects.
We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us.
We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies.
We never realize our potential.
Some people do not see tht rose within themselves;
someone else must show it to them.
~
One of the greatest gifts a person can possess
is to be able to reach past the thorns and find the rose within others.
This is the characteristic of love, to look at a person,
and knowing his faults, recognize the nobility in his soul,
and help him realize that he can overcome his faults.
If we show him the rose, he will conquer the thorns.
Then will he blossom, blooming forth thirty,
sixty, a hundred fold as it given to him.
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Our duty in this world is to help others by showing
them their roses and not their thorns.
Only then can we achieve the love we should feel for
each other................
Only then can we bloom in our own garden!
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Min siste, ha en god sommer alle sammen.
Takk for alle "Dagens lille dose" med fine ord, Marit.
God sommer du og...kom snart tilbake da:klem:
Håper du fortsetter etter sommeren da! For jeg har hvertfall satt pris på denne tråden, og etter visningsantallet å dømme så er det flere som har gjort det også selv om de ikke har skrevet noe. :)
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Fedonisten
09-07-04, 14:29
etter visningsantallet å dømme så er det flere som har gjort det også selv om de ikke har skrevet noe. :)
Mm! Det er en sånn puste-pause-tråd! DET trenger vi!!!
Tusen takk!
ALWAYS REMEMBER...
~~~~Right Now~~~~
Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody wants to be with you.
Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
ALWAYS REMEMBER...
~~~~Right Now~~~~
Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody wants to be with you.
Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
Ja, det er godt å tenke på! :klem:
ABC of Friendship...
Accepts you as you are
Believes in "you"
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you even the unfinished parts
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just "bee" with you
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
X-plains things you dont understand
Yells when you won't listen and...
Zaps you back to reality!
Hei Marit...
Så hyggelig du er tilbake med dine flotte "tanker" om så mangt....:klem:
Hei Marit! :)
Kjekt å se deg tilbake - har savnet deg! :klem:
Flott ABC, likte spesielt Z ;)
Online Friendship...
Online friend I have never seen you before,
but I know you are really there.
I click you into reality, like magic in the air.
Your voice is like an angel, though I really do not hear.
Your hug are warm as any, of the loved ones I hold dear.
You are always there for comfort, or a word of cheer.
Though you are very far away, I always have you near.
You are a very special friend, like none I have ever known.
As long as you are in cyberspace, I will never be alone.
Å, det diktet var jo bare kjempefint! :klem:
...og beskriver noe som sikkert mange føler.... :)
Life.
The adventure of life is to learn.
The purpose of life is to grow.
The nature of life is to change.
The challenge of life is to overcome.
The essence of life is to care.
The opportunity of life is to serve.
The secret of life is to dare.
The spice of life is to befriend.
The beauty of life is to give.
The joy of life is to LOVE...
~William Arthur Ward~
The Shape Women Are In
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Did you know...
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There are 3 billion women
who don't look like supermodels
and only 8 who do.
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Marilyn Monroe wore a size 16.
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If Barbie were a real woman,
she'd have to walk on all fours
due to her proportions.
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The average American woman weighs 144 Ibs.
and wears between a size 12 and 14.
~~
One out of every 4 college aged women
has an eating disorder.
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The models in the magazines are airbrushed-
they are not perfect!
~~
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes
spent looking at models in a fashion magazine caused 70%
of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.
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Models, who twenty years ago weighed 8%
less than the average woman, today weigh 23% less.
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A Special Kiss!
Because you are
so wonderful!
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Ha en flott helg alle sammen.
Ha en fin natt.
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Klem...
Friends
*
There are those who pass
Like ships in the night
Who meet for a moment
Then sail out of sight
With never a backwards
Glance of regret
Folks we know briefly
And then quickly forget
Then there are those
Who sail together
Through quiet waters
And stormy weather
Helping each other
Through joy and strife
And they are the ones
That give meaning to
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LIFE.
*******
REMEMBER THIS...
~~
That very little is needed to
make a happy life.
~~
Marcus Aurelius
*
Time is too slow for those who wait,
Too swift for those who fear,
Too long for those who grieve,
Too short for for those who rejoice,
But for those who love,
time is eternity.
*
Henry VanDyke.
Beauty of a woman
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The beauty of a woman,
isn't in the clotes she wears,
the figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes
because that's the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.
~~
The beauty of a woman, isn't in a facial mole,
but true beauty in a woman
is reflected by her soul.
It's the caring that she cares to give,
the passion that she shows,
and the beauty of a woman,
with passing years, only grows.
~~
Andrew Kingston
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JULIA CELINA
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Gratuler som skolepike.
Det er underlig så fort tiden går.
Husker så godt da du ble født, bare 7og en halvtime etter min 30 år's dag.
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(Gosj er det så lenge siden):)
6 år er gått, og i dag var den store dagen kommet.
Har både gledet og kvidd deg, (jeg og) men det gikk så bra så.
Ønsker deg lykke til på livets lærerike vei.
Stor klem fra mamma.
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***
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
**
******
JULIA CELINA
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Gratuler som skolepike.
Det er underlig så fort tiden går.
Husker så godt da du ble født, bare 7og en halvtime etter min 30 år's dag.
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(Gosj er det så lenge siden):)
6 år er gått, og i dag var den store dagen kommet.
Har både gledet og kvidd deg, (jeg og) men det gikk så bra så.
Ønsker deg lykke til på livets lærerike vei.
Stor klem fra mamma.
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Å så flott Marit! Gratulerer med skolejente! :klem:
A Weighty Problem
*
The more I eat, The more I weigh.
The more I have to carry each day.
The more I carry, I wonder why.
I don't loose weight from all the exercise.
*
~~ Dave Wall~~
ABC's for a Great Day!
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Always know that YOU are special!
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Before you give up, try one more time.
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Can- YOU can do it! Yes you can!
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Do your best and feel good about it.
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Expect a wonderful and exciting day!
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Finishing what you start is
a great thing to do.
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Giving, sharing and playing fair.
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Helping someone else makes
you feel good.
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Imagination - You have a great one-
Use it!
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Just because you've never done it,
don't be afraid to try it.
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Know that you are loved.
*
Laugh - It makes you happy!
*
Mistakes - It's okay to make them, but
learning from them is even better.
*
New ways of doing things can be fun!
*
Offering to do something extra is
extra spesial of you!
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Perfectly wonderful - That's YOU!
*
Questions - Be sure to ask them.
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Read and learn all you can.
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Show others how much you like them.
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Talk to someone about your feelings.
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Understand? If you don't, tell someone!
*
Vote " No" If you don't think it's right.
*
Wear YOUR beautiful smile!
*
Xtra hugs and kisses to you!
*
YOU are the only person in the world
like you and that makes you
important!
*
Zillions of great ways a lovable person
like you can have a great day!
*
Never Forget.
Your presense is a present to the world.
*
You're unique and one of a kind.
*
Your life can be what you want it to be.
*
Take the days just one at a time.
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Count your blessings not your troubles.
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You'll make it through, whatever comes along.
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Within you are so many answers.
*
Understand, have courage, be strong.
*
Don't put limits on yourself.
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So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
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Decisions are too important to leave to change.
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Reach for your peak, your goal and your prize.
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Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
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The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
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Don't take things too seriously.
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Live a life of serenity, not of regrets.
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Remember, that a little love goes a long way.
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Remember, that a lot. . . goes forever.
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Remember, that friendship is a wise investment.
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Life's treasures, are people. . . together.
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Realize, that it's never too late.
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Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
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Have health, hope and happiness.
*
Take the time, to wish upon a star.
*
And don't ever forget. . .
*
For even a day. . .
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HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE.
*
If you are the desert, I'll be the sea
If you ever hunger, hunger for me
Whatever you ask for, that's what I'll be.
So when you remember
the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared,
but then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling don't think of me
Because all I ever wanted, its in your eyes.
*
George Michael.
20 SECRETS TO HAPPINESS
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Return everything you borrow
Stop blaming other people
Live within your means and within your seams
Be humble
Listen more; talk less
Every day, do something nice and try not to get caught
Strive for excellence, not not perfection
Be on time
Don't criticize anyone for 24 hours
Be kind to other people
Take time to be alone
Admit it when you make a mistake
Understand and accept that life isn't always fair
Let someone cut ahead of you in line
Don't argue
Know when to say something
Know when to be silent
Don't make excuses
Don't sweat the small stuff
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After A While You Learn
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After a while you learn the subtle difference,
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
And you lern that love doesn't mean leaning,
And company doesen't mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts,
And presents aren't promises.
And you begin to accept your defeat,
With your head up and your eyes ahead,
With the grace of a women not the grief of a child.
And you learn to build all of your roads today,
Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plants.
And futures have a way of falling down in the mid flight.
So you plant your own garden, and decorate your own soul.
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure,
And you learn that you really do have worth
And you learn and learn,
With every goodbye you leran.
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Veronica A. Shoffstall
Du skriver så mye flott og koselig Marit! :klem:
Hugs.
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That always warms the heart;
It welcomes us back home
And makes it easier to part.
A hug's is a way to share the joy.
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you 'cause you're you.
Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From your grandma to your neighbour,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.
A hug is an amazing thing -
It's just the perfect way
To show the love we're feeling
But can't find the words to say.
It's funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It's always understood.
And hugs don't need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts -
Just open your arms
And open up your hearts.
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Forever Friends
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When I grow old, many things will CHANGE...
My hair, my eyes, my skin, my lips, my posture.....
But one thing I am sure of....Nothing can
CHANGE the way I keep someone like U in my HEART...
My FOREVER FRIEND!!!!!
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If I could catch a rainbow,
I would do it just for you.
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own.
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles,
I would toss them in the sea.
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair.
But let me be what I know best
A friend that's always there.
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Smiling
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SMILING is infectious, You catch it like the flu.
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When someone SMILED att me today, I started SMILING too.
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I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin,
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When he SMILED,I realized I'd passed on to him.
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I thougt about that SMILE, then realized its worth,
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A single SMILE just like mine could travel 'round the earth'.
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So if you feel a SMILE begin, don't leave it unprotected.
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SMILE like there's no tomorrow and share it unprotected!
*
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LET'S START AN EPIDEMIC QUICK
AND GET THE WORLD INFECTED WITH SMILES!
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KEEP THE SMILE GOING BY SENDING THIS
ON TO A FRIEND.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
*smiler* :cool:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
...si dere er smitet da! :stortsmil
:D:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :)
Sånn er det bare.... har testet litt i dag:) :) :) :) :) :)
Så flott da!
Det virker!
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Ha en fin lørdags kveld alle sammen.
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To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true.
To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon.
To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love.
To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us. When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again.
To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it.
To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach.
If only we believe.
Author unknown
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For you, I wish good health
For you, I wish happiness and peace of mind
For you, I wish success in your personal life
and in your career
For you, I wish the vanishing of hard feelings
among family and friends
For you, I wish laughter and joy
For you, I wish a strong faith to carry you
through the times that are hard
For you, I wish food upon your table
and clothes upon your back
For you, I wish a walk in the forest
For you, I wish friendship, honesty,
and fidelity with your mate
For you, I wish the hug of a child
For you, I wish the morning dew and sunlight
For you, I wish a bubble bath by candlelight
For you, I wish a good cry
For you, I wish the songs of a bird and
a babbling creek
For you, I wish lessons learned so you
will not make the same mistakes over and over
For you, I wish quiet times shared
with the one you love
For you, I wish the innocence of youth
and the wisdom of maturity
For you, I wish the experience of grass
beneath your feet
For you, I wish joy in simple matters
For you, I wish the fragrance of a rose
For you, I wish a heart that is at home
For you, I wish dancing by moonlight
For you, I wish the pleasure of fishing
For you, I wish a Mother's love
For you, I wish a good nights sleep
For you, I wish the laughter of a child
For you, I wish memories of days gone by
For you, I wish a heart nestled
in acceptance of yourself
For you, I wish dancing eyes and a ready smile
For you, I wish compassion and understanding
For you, I wish the appreciation of
a hard days work
For you, I wish safety at all times
For you, I wish insight
For you, I wish a spring rain
For you, I wish simplicity
For you, I wish a day of rest
but most of all
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Author: Marie A. Glossop
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May Angels rest beside your door.
May you hear Their voices sing.
May you feel Their loving care for you.
May you hear Their peace bells ring.
May Angels always care for you
and not let you trip and fall.
May They bear you up on Angel's wings.
May They keep you standing tall.
May They whisper wisdom in your ear.
May They touch you when you need.
May They remove from you each trace of fear.
May They keep you from feeling greed.
May They fill you with their presence.
May They always stand besides you
and make you ever bold.
May They teach you what you need to know
about life here and hereafter.
May They fill you always with their love
and give you the gift of laughter.
Author Unknown
Dette hjørnet ditt er så godt å komme til hvis man trenger noen kloke, oppløftende ord, Marit. Også er du så flink med lay-out og bilder også, slik at hele lese-opplevelsen blir god. Tusen takk for alt påfyll!
Men si meg, når sover du? Nå? Ser du har innlegg halve natta jo....:p Kanskje det er derfor du blir i det romantiske og melankolske hjørnet? :D
Det var kjempekoselig å stå opp og lese disse koselige innleggene i dag! :klem:
Takk for oppmuntrig og fine ord Lise og MHM:D
MHM, jo det blir litt lite søvn av og til, men sove det kan jeg gjøre når jeg blir gammel.:)
Må ta en del igjen på formiddagen, ja :eek:
Men nå er det snart slutt, kurset mitt begynner på mandag, og da må jeg bare opp litt tidligere, Grøss og gru:o.
Marit.
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I want you to know
that I believe in us
and in all the things
that have made our love
so beautiful and meaningful.
I believe in you
and in the thoughtful, sensitive,
caring person you are.
I've come to cherish
so many special things about you
your smile, your reassuring touch
the way you understand me
sometimes better
than I understand myself.
And I want you to know
that I'll always be there for you
I'll always believe in us.
I love you.
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Irriterende svenske
På en kafé sitter en nordmann og spiser frokost, og Ved siden av ham sitter en svenske som tygger tyggegummi.
Uoppfordret innleder svensken en samtale: "Spiser dere nordmenn egentlig hele brødet?"
Nordmannen lar motvillig frokosten ligge og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis!".
Svensken leker med tyggegummien i munnen og sier: "Det gjør vi ikke hos oss, hos oss i Sverige spiser vi kun det innerste av brødet. Brødskorpene blir samlet i en container, bearbeidet og formet til croissanter og solgt til Norge."
Nordmannen hører bare så vidt etter. Svensken smiler og spør videre: "Spiser dere også syltetøy til brødet?"
Nordmannen svarer lett irritert: "Ja, naturligvis".
Mens svensken tygger tyggegummi mellom tennene, sier han: "Ikke hos oss, hos oss i Sverige spiser vi kun frisk frukt til frokost. Skallene og restene blir samlet i en container, bearbeidet til syltetøy og solgt til Norge."
Nå er det blitt nordmannens tur til å spørre!
"Si meg en ting", spør nordmannen. "Har dere også sex i Sverige?"
Svensken smiler og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis har vi sex i Sverige!"
Nordmannen lener seg over bordet og spør :
"Hva gjør dere med kondomene etter at de er brukt?"
"Dem kaster vi da!", svarer svensken.
Nå begynner nordmannen virkelig å smile.
"Ikke hos oss, hos oss i Norge blir alle brukte kondomer samlet i en container, bearbeidet, smeltet og solgt til Sverige som tyggegummi
Ekstremt smart datamaskin
En dag hadde Bill så vondt i armen at han sa til kompisen sin, "Jeg har ekstremt vondt i albuen.. Tror du jeg bør besøke en legen?"
"Nei, ikke gå til legen.. Besøk heller den nye datamaskinen på apoteket!! Den kan finne ut hva som er galt med deg mye raskere og billigere enn en lege! Bare gi den en skvett av urinen din og legg ved 50 kroner.", sa kompisen
”Jeg har nå ingenting å tape”, tenkte Bill, så han fylte opp et lite glass med urin og gikk til apoteket. Når han kom frem tømte han urinen oppi beholderen ved siden av datamaskinen og puttet på 50 kroner.
Datamaskinen begynte å lage mange merkelige lyder, og av og til så kom det også noen ekstremt sterke lysglimt.. Etter en liten stund kom det ut en liten notis med følgende tekst:
Du har tennisalbue
Hold armen fuktig i varmt vann
Unngå tunge løft
Du vil være bedre innen 2 uker
Sent samme dag, så satt Bill å tenkte over hvilken fantastisk teknologi denne datamaskinen inneholdt og hvordan den kan forandre verden for alltid.. Han lurte også på om det gikk an å lure denne datamaskinen så for å prøve så fant han et glass og tømte litt vann fra springen oppi sammen med litt avføring fra hunden, urin fra konen og urin fra datteren.. Og som om dette ikke var nok så onanerte han og slapp en liten dæsj sæd i glasset.
Når han var kommet til datamaskinen tømte han innholdet av glasset i beholderen og puttet på 50 kroner.. Etter en liten stund så kom en liten notis med følgende skrift:
Springvannet ditt er forurenset
Begynn å kjøp vann på flaske
Hunden din har ormer
Kjøp vitaminer til den
Datteren din går på kokain
Få henne på avvenning
Konen din er gravid med tvillinger
De er ikke dine
Skaff en advokat
Og hvis du ikke slutter å onanere, så blir tennisalbuen din aldri bedre!
Litt på kanten denne, men kjempebra!!!;)
Synes denne passer bra i disse dager!
Beklager om jeg støter noen.
Tredje Verdenskrig
George Bush og Tony Blair står i en bar og prater sammen. En gjest kommer bort og spør hva de prater om.
"Vi legger planer for 3. verdenskrig", svarer Bush.
"Å nei", sier gjesten. "Og hvordan lyder planen?"
"Vi tenker på å ta livet av 14 millioner muslimer og en IT-konsulent", sier Bush.
Gjesten blir bare stående og måpe.
"En...IT-konsulent?" sier han. "Hvorfor det? Hvorfor i all verden skal dere ta livet av en IT-konsulent?"
Da klapper George Bush Tony Blair på skulderen og sier, "Hva var det jeg sa? Ingen kommer til å spørre etter muslimene."
Den var veldig bra!:p Selv om jeg har både for og mot argumenter til den..
Man lærer av en fireåring
Barnesikre hus finnes ikke.
Stemmen til en fireåring er høyere en 200 voksne på en restaurant.
Motoren i en takvifte er ikke sterk nok til rotere med en gutt på 21 kg i supermanndrakt hengende i et hundebånd festet i et vifteblad.
Motoren på en takvifte er sterk nok til å spre maling på alle fire vegger i et rom som måler 6x6 meter.
Baseballer lager merker i taket.
Du bør ikke hive baseballer innendørs når takviften er på.
En takvifte kan slå en baseball langt.
Glasset i et vindu ( ikke engang et dobbelt termopanvindu ) kan ikke stoppe en baseball slått av en takvifte.
Når du hører toalettet spyle ned etterfulgt av ordene "Åh åh" er det allerede for sent.
Bremsevæske og bensin lager masse røyk.
Et forstørrelsesglass kan lage ild selv på en overskyet dag.
Hvis du bruker en vannseng som hjemmebase når du har på deg piggsko lekker den ikke. Den eksploderer.
En stor vannseng inneholder nok vann til å fylle et hus på 200 kvadratmeter nesten to centimeter dypt.
Lego kan passere gjennom fordøyelsessystemet til en fireåring.
Duplo kan ikke passere gjennom fordøyelsessystemet til en fireåring.
Superlim er for alltid.
Uansett hvor mye gelepulver du tømmer i et svømmebasseng kan du fremdeles ikke gå på vannet.
Filtrene i svømmebassenget liker ikke gele.
Videospillere kan ikke spille av vafler.
Søppelposer er dårlige fallskjermer.
Småstein i hjulkapslene bråker når du kjører.
Du vil egentlig ikke vite hvor den lukten kommer fra...
Se alltid inn i ovnen før du slår den på.
Plastikkleker og varmeovner er en dårlig kombinasjon.
Brannvesenet har minst fem minutters responstid.
En sentrifuge i en vaskemaskin kan ikke gjøre meitemark svimmel, men en katt kan bli det.
Katter kaster opp sin egen kroppsvekt to ganger når de er svimle.
Humor vil hjelpe deg gjennom livet
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Remember When:
you were born a daughter.
you looked up to your mother.
you looked up to your father.
you looked up to everyone.
you wanted to be a princess.
you wanted to own a horse.
you wanted your brother to be a horse.
you wanted to wear pink.
you never wanted to wear pink.
you wanted to be a veterinarian.
you wanted to be president.
you wanted to be the president's veterinarian.
you were picked last for the team.
you were the best one on the team.
you refused to be on the team.
you wanted to do well in algebra.
you hid during algebra.
you wanted boys to notice you.
you were afraid the boys would notice you.
you started to get acne.
you started to get breasts.
you started to get acne that was bigger than your breasts.
you wouldn't wear a bra.
you couldn't wait to wear a bra.
you couldn't fit into a bra.
you didn't like the way you looked.
you didn't like the way your parents looked.
you didn't want to grow up.
you had your first best friend.
you had your first date.
you spent hours on the telephone.
you got kissed.
you got to kiss back.
you didn't go to the prom.
you went to the prom with the wrong person.
you spent hours on the telephone.
you fell in love.
you fell in love.
you fell in love.
you lost your best friend.
you lost your other best friend.
you really fell in love.
you became a steady girlfriend.
you became a significant other.
you became significant to yourself.
sooner or later, you start to take yourself seriously.
you know when you need a break.
you know when you need a rest.
you know what to get worked up about, and what to get rid of and you know when it's time to take care of yourself,
when it's time to do something that makes you stronger, faster, & more confident. because you know it's never too late to live life and never too late to change one.
Author Unknown
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Hvilket kjønn er datamaskinen
En fransklærer fortalte klassen at i motsetning til engelsk, har alle franske ord et kjønn, enten hankjønn eller hunkjønn.
En av elevene rakk opp hånden…
– Hvilket kjønn har en datamaskin?
Læreren var i tvil, så hun delte klassen i to grupper, den ene bestående av guttene, og den andre av jentene, for å få dem til å gi 4 grunner hver for hvilket kjønn en datamaskin burde ha.
Jentene er enige om at datamaskiner må være hankjønn. Årsakene er klare :
”Man er nødt til å tenne dem for å få deres oppmerksomhet.”
”De innholder masse data som de selv ikke forstår.”
”Det er meningen at de skal hjelpe deg med alle dine problemer, men det meste av tiden er det de som er problemet.”
”Så snart du har anskaffet deg en, innser du at hvis du hadde ventet litt lenger så kunne du fått en bedre.”
Guttene har den motsatte oppfatningen. De mener datamaskinen er hunkjønn :
”Bare skaperen forstår deres indre logikk.”
”De bruker et uforståelig språk til å kommunisere seg i mellom.”
”Selv den minste feil blir lagret i langtidshukommelsen og kan hentes fram når som helst.”
”Når du har skaffet deg en må du bruke halvparten av lønnen på å kjøpe ekstrautstyr.”
Lise og katten
Lise hadde en skjønn, gammel hannkatt, og den stelte og dullet hun med ved enhver anledning. Hun elsket den over alt på denne jord. St.Peter syntes dette var slikt et rørende tegn på omsorg at han dro på besøk til Lise.
– Siden du har vært så snill og god mot denne katten din og stelt så pent med den, skal du få ett ønske oppfylt. Hva ønsker du deg?, sa St.Peter
Lise tenkte seg om et øyeblikk
– Jeg ønsker at katten min skal bli en høy, kjekk kar i passende alder for meg, og han vil elske meg like høyt som jeg elsker ham.
– Da skal det bli slik!, sa St. Peter.
Etter noen få øyeblikk sto den kjekkeste mannen du kan forestille deg foran henne. Lise ble stående helt stum av beundring. Da bøyde mannen seg frem og hvisket til Lise.
– Jaja, nå kan du angre på at du kastrerte meg i fjor...!
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A warm and special welcome
to your precious bundle of joy!
Sending prayers and special wishes
For your baby and you.
God showering blessings
On this life that is new.
Wishing hearts of happiness,
Each and every day
Shared by family and friends,
In your child's own special way.
Congratulations on this precious miracle of life!
Author: Marie A. Glossop
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I want to love forever.
You're still the one
I want to wake up with every morning
and snuggle with every night,
the one I want to share
my dreams with,
build castles in the air with,
the one whose hand I want to
hold when I'm afraid,
whose shoulder I want to lean on
when I need support.
You're still the one
I want to
encourage to make your own
dreams come true,
the one I want to comfort
when you need a source of strength
the one I want to hold
close always.
You're still the one
the only one,
I want to love forever.
author Renee Duvall
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'Twas there I met a special friend
Who stole away my heart
There is a place within my heart
Where memories of you lie.
A place I visit from time to time;
A place that shall never die.
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A place that no one knows about
Except for a very few.
A place that I have set aside
Especially for you.
I go to this place whenever I feel
Lonely when we're apart.
I go to this place whenever I need
You to touch my heart.
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You shall always be in this place;
No one could fill your shoes.
No one else could take your place,
For I give my heart to you.
Yes, I give you my heart
Sharing love each day, from the very start.
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For when I visit that special room.
Where my heart sometimes does stay.
And find you there.
I wonder where,
You've been before today.
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I thought Of you today,
And in my heart you'll always stay.
And may you never love in vain.
And in my heart you will remain.
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It's sharing everyday affairs,
With someone who understands and cares.
Happiness can't be defined,
It's a certain mood, a state of mind.
Cause you`ll always be in my heart.
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Kopierer den og sender til et par venner jeg. OK?
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To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true.
To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon.
To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love.
To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us. When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again.
To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it.
To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach.
If only we believe.
Author unknown
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CAN LOVE YOU LIKE THAT
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I feel deep in my heart and soul,
That you and I were meant to be.
Life has it's own way of bringing
Two people together, & I believe
That is what happened, with you & me.
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Destiny brought us together,
To share in such a beautiful love.
A love more great than I have ever
Before known,that truly is a precious
Gift to me, from the Lord above.
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Every word that is spoken,
I feel so deeply in my heart.
Your words remain within me always,
Warms my heart and my soul.
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Every touch that I have felt,
Has let me know just how much you
Have cared. I remember every tender
Moment we have spent together, and
Everything beautiful, we have shared.
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My Love Never Fades
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You touch my soul
You are there in every way
As I lay here next to you
My eyes gaze upon you
Fingers run over your lips
You Are My Everything
Tender Sweet nothings
Blowing in my ear
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I found a true love
That sets me on fire
I love you in every way
Bringing us together forever
Never to part, forever linked
As my love will never fade
A devine love that took us
Deeper, melding us as one
When mornings seem
Like everything is so good
Waking up to your smile
Rolling over on my side
Starts my day on a bright note
Putting a spark in my walk
As my love will never fade.
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Klem Marit.
LOVE IS
Love is the best thing in the world ...
And the thing that lives longest.
Love is something to share with a wonderful person,
And once it's there, you've got to make it last.
Love isn't something to be taken for granted ...
It's something to be nurtured,
And cared for and caressed.
Love can last forever ...
If you want it to.
Love isn't tough and tentative ...
It's wonderful and gentle and tender.
Love is mysterious ...
But it asks that you keep no secrets.
Love is blind ...
But it asks that you see how happy it can make you.
Love is more like a flower than a tree ...
The wrong things can hurt it so easily.
But the right things can make it more beautiful
Than anything else your life has ever know.
Love is something to be treated
As the best of blessings ...
And as your own little miracle
That will keep coming true ...
As long as you want it to.
~ Author Unknown ~
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20 Good Things To Say About You!
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1. You listen to me and sit by me thru good and bad!
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2. I can be myself, with you!
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3. God made you special, cause you are unique in your own way!
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4. You seem to care alot!
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5. Love me for who I am!
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6. You read my emails and then respond back when others wouldn`t have!
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7. You make me smile even when things are tough!
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8. When I mess up, you are ready to forgive me!
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9. Say the nicest things to me!
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10. Your hugs go a long ways online or offline!
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11. When I cry you cry with me!
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12. You share in my life circumstances!
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13. Every thought that comes from you has been good towards me!
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14. You speak from your heart!
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15. You think about me every day!
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16. Your presence and friendship fills my every day need!
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17. You are very cute when you are angry, :-)
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18. Online you send me the best cards cause you care!
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19. You inspire me to keep going on!
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20. You don`t care how I look, I can look anyway I want!
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You are the Love of my life.
Brought Together as one.
You fill my life up with
Unmeasurable Love.
My heart tell me you were,
The one from day one.
When I wake up next to you,
A reaasuring smile crosses my lips.
Your touch brings goose bumps.
With trusting eyes I lean against
Your chest, feeling secure &
A Love that last forever.
Never stop holding me, loving me &
Or looking into my eyes.
Your embrace holds my heart together.
Finding peace in my soul,
Knowing I found that special person.
You are my guiding star,
My everything,
That completes my life.
Let's Make Love Tonight
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Baby I've been drifting away
And dreaming all day
Of holding you; touching you
The only thing I wanna do is be with you
As close to you as I can be
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Let's make love All night long
Until all your strenght is gone
Hold on tight Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up Let's make love
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Do you know what you do to me
Everything inside of me Is wanthing you, needing you
I'm so in love with you Loock into my eyes
Let's get lost tonight In each other
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Let's make love All night long
Untill all our strenght is gone
Hold on tight Just let go
I want to feel you in my soul
Until the sun comes up Let's make love
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To my love Olav
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~Song by Faith Hill & Tim McGrav~
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My love for you it will be forever
I promised you to work out the problems together
If you ever needs me I'll give it my all
And work out the troubles be they big or small.
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I'll hold you when you`re down
And from your face I'll take your frown
I only wish to make you see
I'll give you nothing but honesty
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My goal in life is to make you smile
And as for that I'd walk more than a mile
If you ever needs anything all you need do is ask
Because I feel that's an easy task.
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I really do love you so
There is nowhere I wouldn't go
I'd cross deserts and mountains and even the sea
Because with you is where I should be
When I'm with you there's nothing to say
Except I promise to love you each & every day
Nothing could be more important to do
Than just being there for you.
Miss you vennen min.
Don't Look Back
As you travel through life
there are always those times
when decisions just have to be made
when the choices are hard,
and solutions seem scarce
and the rain seems
to soak your parade!
*
There are some situations
where all you can do
is to simply let go and move on
gather courage together
and choose a direction
that carries you toward a new dawn.
*
So pack up your troubles
and take a step forward
the process of change can be tough
but think about all the excitement ahead
if you can be stalwart enough!
There could be adventures
you never imagined
just waiting around the next bend
and wishes and dreams
just about to come true
in ways you can't yet comprehend!
*
Perhaps you'll find friendships
that spring from new interests
as you challenge your status quo
and learn there are so many
options in life,
and so many ways you can grow!
*
Perhaps you'll go places
you never expected
and see things that you've never seen
or travel to fabulous,
faraway worlds
and wonderful spots in between!
*
Perhaps you'll find warmth
and affection and caring,
a "somebody special" who's there
to help you stay centered
and listen with interest
to stories and feelings you share.
Perhaps you'll find comfort
in knowing your friends are
*
supportive of all that you do
and believe that whatever
decisions you make,
they'll be the right choices for you!
So keep putting one foot in front of the other
and taking your life day by day.
*
There's a brighter tomorrow
that's just down the road.
Don't look back,
you're not going that way!
:hylgrine: Sant nok, men det er til å grine av, så godt sagt er det.
Fat-bastard
17-09-04, 11:04
Hmmm
HmmmHva var dette for en slags presentasjon da, Fat-bastard? ;) Et "Hmmm" i Marits lille hjørne? :p
Bare for å gjøre oss nysgjerrige eller? Fortell, fortell, om hvem du er - i introduksjons-forumet. (Men du så veldig skummel og fryktinngytende ut...)
Jorden
Jorden
menneskenes jord
bortenfor månens rosa univers
slynget ut i rommet, blott ett gnistrende støvkorn i evigheten:
så liten, så stille, så arm på betydning.
Hører du livet
det myldrende, sterke, fortvilte livet
det løfterike, oppgitte, leende livet
på jorden?
Her strekker seg skogene ubendig grønskende, fulle av duft,
her stiger fuglenes lokkerop og flokkes dyra ved kulpene,
her brenner sola ødeleggende het
eller kjærtegner åkrene til fruktbarhet
her styrter regnet seg hamrende hardt mot rennende leire,
her stormer havene, her gløder blomstene,
her står den sykliske striden om livsrom
og her er mennesket!
Menneskers jord
bortenfor månens rosa univers
gledens jord og sorgens
fellesskapets jord og ensomhetens
menneskets jord:
her bor du, her lever du,
her sliter du og lider,
her bærer du all din tause lengsel,
her er ditt hjem, du menneske-
du barn
som ble født til å leve
på jorden.
Takk for alle de gode "påfyllene" av fine ord du gir oss, Marit.
Tenker på deg....:klem:
Denne er kjempesøt!!!!!;)
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Ønsker dere alle sammen en forsatt fin dag!!!:)
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*** SMILE! ***
Somebody Thinks You're
Very Special!!!
S o o o o o o o o . . . . . .
Close Your Eyes . . . . .
Pucker Up . . . . .
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You have just been given a Virtual FROG Smooch!!!
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Hustavle for mental helse.
1. En følelse blir til når det skjer noe rundt deg som berører noe inne i deg.
2. Dine følser er alltid i overensstemmelse med dine egne verdier.
3. Begivenheter er ofte på kollisjonkurs med dine verdier.
4. Begivenheter er utvendige hendlser og du bestemmer selv om du vil bære dem inn.
5. Tillat deg selv å føle alle dine følelser og slutt å dele dem inn i akseptable avdelinger.
6. De følelsene du har gjør deg ikke til ett godt eller dårlig menneske.
7. Når ting skjer så la ikke din første reaksjon være å verdibelegge det som skjer.
8. Når noe skjer så si til deg selv: " Alle forutsetninger var til stede for att dette kunne skje."
9. Når du bebreider tar du bort smerten en stakket stund, men bebreidelser gjør aldri det skjedde uskjedd.
10. Favn begivenheten. Aksepter det skjedde som skjedd. Bli stående i situvasjonen.
11. Dine følser er fulle av informasjon. De gir litt informasjon om det som foregår rundt deg, men alltid mest informasjon om det som foregår inne i deg.
12. Følser er til for å bli sett, satt navn på, akseptert, opplevet og tappet for informasjon.
Karsten Isachsen
Denne har vi alle sett, lest eller hørt, men dere trenger alle å bli minnet på det en gang i blandt! :)
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Du er enestående
Du er enestående
Du er mer verdt enn noen kan måle
Du kan noe som er spesielt for deg
Du har noe å gi andre
Du har gjort noe du kan være stolt av
Du har store ubrukte ressurser
Du duger til noe
Du kan godta andre
Du har evne til å forstå og lære av andre
Det er noen som er glad i deg
Erling Førland
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May the angels keep you till morning,
May they guide you through the night;
May they comfort all your sorrows,
May they help you win the fight.
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May the angels keep watch on your soul,
May they show you better ways;
May they guard you while you're sleeping,
May they see you through all your days.
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May they show you new hopes,
May they still your every doubt;
May they calm your every fear,
May they hear your every shout.
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May the angels keep you till morning,
More than this I cannot pray;
And if the angels ever fail you -
Then may God be with you on that day.
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Tror jeg skal tapetsere kontoret mitt med noen av disse gullkorna jeg. Takk, Marit!
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While Your little ones
Remain blameless,
They are the ones who suffer.
Burnt and twisted little bodies,
Torn and mangled...
In the womb;
That was designed to protect
And nurture
Holy innocents.
What has the human race become,
Murderers and torturers,
Of their very own offspring?
The ones who cannot
Fend for themselves.
And all the time...
Thinking how the human race
Has evolved?
Dear God, help us...
Choose life and live...
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Så utrolig vakre bilder! :)
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http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/t.gifhank you for you: for who you are,
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/h.gifowever far away;
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/a.gifnd for the words you send to me,
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/n.gifear mad for what you say.
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/k.gifnowing simply that you're there,
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/y.gifet thinking much of me,
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/o.gifpens up my happiness,
http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5009/u.gifndone for all to see.
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:)
Ønsker dere alle en flott ny uke! :klem:
:)
;)
De 10 bud under graviditeten
De ti spisebud
1. Dersom du spiser noe og ingen ser det, har det ingen kalorier.
2. Dersom du drikker en lettbrus sammen med en sjokoladeplate, vil
kaloriene i sjokoladeplaten bli nullet ut av lettbrusen.
3. Dersom du spiser sammen med andre, teller bare de kaloriene som du
spiser mer enn dem.
4. Mat som inntas for medisinske formål (som f.eks. karsk, solbærtoddy,
varm sjokolade, rødvin, cognac etc) teller ALDRI.
5. Jo mer du feter opp de som til daglig er rundt deg, desto tynnere
virker du selv.
6. Mat (f.eks. popkorn, peanøtter, brus, sjokolade og drops) som inntas
som en del av underholdningen ved å se på film eller video eller høre på musikk, inneholder ikke kalorier fordi de ikke inntas som mat eller føde,
men som en del av en underholdning.
7. Kakestykker og småkaker inneholder ikke noe fett dersom de brytes opp
og spises bit for bit, fordi fettet fordamper når de brytes opp.
8. Alt som slikkes fra kniver, slikkepotter eller skjeer mens du lager
mat, inneholder ikke kalorier fordi det er et ledd i mattilberedelsen.
9. Mat med samme farge har samme kaloriinnhold (f. eks. tomater og
jordbærsyltetøy, sopp og hvit sjokolade).
10. Mat som er frosset inneholder ikke kalorier, fordi kalorier er en
varmeenhet.
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Have a nice night everyone!!!!:) :) :) :)
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Motherhood - If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
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Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
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To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
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The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
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Avenge yourself - live long enough to be a problem to your children.
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The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere, and to let the air out of the tires.
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The right temperature in a home is maintained by warm hearts, not by hot heads.
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Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to a tree.
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Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
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The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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Grandparents are similar to a piece of string -- handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.
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A child outgrows your lap, but never outgrows your heart.
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God gave you two ears and one mouth... so you should listen twice as much as you talk.
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There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.
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Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.
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You know the only people in this world who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
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There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.
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Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
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Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
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An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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How do you cope when the apple of your eye becomes a bone in your throat?
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No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.
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The persons hardest to convince they're at the retirement age are children at bedtime.
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Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
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Once upon a time, there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"
God replied, "Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
The child said, "But tell me, here in Heaven, I don't do anything else but sing and smile. That's enough for me to be happy. And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me, if I don't know the language that men talk?"
God replied, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
The child questioned, "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
God replied, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."
The child said, "I've heard that there are bad men on earth. Who will protect me?"
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God replied, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking her own life."
The child said, "But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."
God replied, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way for you to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."
At that moment, there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heard. The child, in a hurry, asked softly, "Oh God! If I am about to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."
God replied, "Your angel's name is of no importance. You will simply call her MOMMY."
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A Simple Hug
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There's something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart;
It welcomes you back home
And makes it easier to part.
A hug is a way to share the joy
And sad times you go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you 'cause you're you.
Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom you really care,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.
A hug is an amazing thing
It's just the perfect way
To show the love you're feeling
But can't find the words to say.
It's funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It's always understood.
And hugs don't need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
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Yeeeahhh !!:D
She's back !!
Deeeeeer kom Marits gyldne ord tilbake !
:klem:
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Hugs are warm,
Hugs are nice,
Hugs are ways ...
To break the ice.
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If you send me a hug,
You won't regret;
I'll hug you back,
So you can't forget!
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A hug is just a way to say,
I love you in a special way;
To tell that someone special,
I care about you in every way.
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When you shed a tender tear,
A hug is sure to be near.
When you're trembling in fear,
A hug will come from someone dear.
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Wrap your arms around someone near,
In your hug ... is the circle of life;
A new beginning to an endless day,
A ray of hope to light your way.
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Take a hug and pass it on,
Don't save them up it can't be done.
Share them with family and friends,
Share them whenever you can.
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A hug will make you "aahh,"
A hug will make you "oohh;"
A hug will make you smile,
A hug will make you feel great.
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A hug lightens up your day,
A hug throws away your loads;
A hug strengthens your ties,
A hug makes you feel important.
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Stop! Take a break!
A hug is harmless.
It only takes a little of our time,
Why not share a hug?
We all need a hug, don't we?
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"Give someone a Hug today ...
Hugs are meant to be shared!!!"
:klem: til deg vennen min! :klem:
Åååå så fint ! :love:
Her er en stor varm en fra meg :klem:
:) Hei på dere alle her inne....
Lenge siden sist, men har hendene fulle med diverse unger og sånn...:p
Nok en gang har siden forandret seg siden jeg var her forrige gang.:rolleyes:
Har det egentlig helt ok, men sliter jo litt med maten da.... :(
Ville bare legge med en link til den nye hobbyen min, håper dere synes den er ok, og setter pris på en hilsen i gjesteboken....
Mange klemmer Marit...
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Fantastisk flott side!! Jeg ble nesten helt hypnotisert av de utrolig vakre bildene! Har du virkelig SEKS barn?? Åh jeg har alltid ønsket meg et helt fotballag med unger hehe. :love: Har ei datter på 2, og håper på en til om ikke så lenge.
Håper det går bedre og bedre med maten. :klem:
Fantastisk flott side!! Jeg ble nesten helt hypnotisert av de utrolig vakre bildene! Har du virkelig SEKS barn?? Åh jeg har alltid ønsket meg et helt fotballag med unger hehe. :love: Har ei datter på 2, og håper på en til om ikke så lenge.
Håper det går bedre og bedre med maten. :klem:
:) Tusen takk...
Juleønsker for deg: En liten til...
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Ja, kjempeflott side Marit! :)
Utrolig flotte bilder, og helt smelt-nydelige barn! :love:
En utrolig flott side, Marit.
(Ta godt vare på den...back up?)
Og takk for at vi får titte på alle dine skjønne barn. :klem:
God jul til dere alle!
Gratulerer :klem: Håper du har en fin dag.
:)
Ett år siden sist da vennen... Mente litt Lise og Hp da, ok...
Grattis til dere oxo med en ny liten her i verden...
+ en hilsen til alle som er på denne siden...
;)
The Making of Friends
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If nobody smiled and nobody cared
and nobody helped us along.
If every moment looked after itself and
good things always went to the strong;
If nobody cared just a little about you
and nobody cared about me,
and we stood alone, in the battle of life,
What a dreary old world this would be.
Life is sweet, just because of friends we have made
and the things which in common we share.
We want to live on, not because of ourselves,
but because of the people who care.
It is doing and giving for somebody else
on which all of life's splendor depends.
The joy of this world, when you've summed it all up,
is found in the making of friends
by Dr. James Robert Rowe-Loy
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