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Top 10 signs you're in Ketosis when you don't have Ketostix:

10) Your dog's breath smells better than yours...
9) Your significant other tells you they have decided to try celibacy for awhile...
8) The Avon lady prefers to talk to you through the door...
7) Your dentist wears an oxygen tank when working on your teeth...
6) Small children ask if you've been eating match-box cars...
5) Your friends will no longer go into public restrooms with you...
4) You greet a friend at the front door and he asks if you've been cooking lutefisk...
3) You come home to find people have anonymously left bottles of Scope on your doorstep...
2) You find your roto-rooter man passed out on the lawn...
1) Blowing out the candles on your birthday cake causes a fireball
explosion...

fant denne på en av de tusen websidene som omhandler low-carb, husker ikke hvilken...