[Nille]

** SPAGHETTI......**

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
Severalyears. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
Himthat she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or hismarriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go toItalyto secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise thechild,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
Sheagreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keepit discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and writeSpaghetti" on the back He would then arrange for child supportpayments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
WifeHis wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card
today", “Oh, just give it to me and I'll see if I can figure it out ," he said. The wife handedhim the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white , then passed out before her eyes. **

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Twowithmeatballs, one without! Request bread..."