[Nille]

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that to.

When you're a girl bear,
you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping
and wake to practically grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,
everyone know you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line you swat them to.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear !