Nye "Robinson"

[Nille]

Six married men
will be dropped on an island
with 1 car
and
4 kids each,
for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports
and either takes
music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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The men only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
there is only one TV between them
and there is
NO REMOTE.
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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks,
a tortilla
and one marker;
and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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The last man wins...
only if...
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years...
eventually earning the right to be called

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***"Mother."***
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