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***Nille*** · 12-03-06, 00:12

Subject:* Hormone Hostage Survival Tips

Any Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? [Can I go to QT and get you
a large Dr. Pepper with Crushed ice honey?]
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

_13 Things PMS Stands For:_

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood
swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in
a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.

HP · 12-03-06, 00:21

Mum 4 2 · 12-03-06, 02:49

Denne var bra!

nøtta · 12-03-06, 09:53

***Summer*** · 12-03-06, 09:58

*kremt*
Kunne noen liksom....

SENDT OVER SJKOKOLADE ELLER!?!

**Mila** · 12-03-06, 15:40

Og Lise: Værsågooo! *Gi lise litt av Lint sjokoladen hun selv gomler på*

dingpot · 12-03-06, 20:15

HAHAHAHA!!! Har fulle skuffen med mørk sjokolade etter kvadrat-turen i helga! Hihihi! Du må bare stikke innom

12-03-06, 00:12	#1
*Nille* Administrator Medlem siden: Feb 2004 Alder: 68 Innlegg: 16.021	Pms ?? Subject:* Hormone Hostage Survival Tips Any Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? [Can I go to QT and get you a large Dr. Pepper with Crushed ice honey?] ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. _13 Things PMS Stands For:_ 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate. __________________ Life is short ~ break the rules ~ forgive quickly ~ kiss slowly ~ love truly ~ laugh uncontrollably ~and never regret anything that made you smile
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: Atkins

12-03-06, 00:21	#2
HP Systemutvikler Medlem siden: Jan 2004 Hvor: Bergen Alder: 49 Innlegg: 7.502	Sv: Pms ?? __________________ Noe du lurer på? Sjekk FAQen."Kommunikasjon har ikke bare med offentlig transport å gjøre".
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: Keto

12-03-06, 02:49	#3
Mum 4 2 Seniormedlem Medlem siden: May 2005 Hvor: Sør for Trondheim Alder: 54 Innlegg: 2.021	Sv: Pms ?? Denne var bra! __________________ Hilsen Mamma for 2 Nesten i mål.
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: GBP-operert og lavkarbo

12-03-06, 09:53	#4
nøtta Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Aug 2005 Alder: 38 Innlegg: 3.224	Sv: Pms ?? __________________ -lig hilsen nøtta Skal ned 5 kilo. vekt mandag 26jan 77kilo. vekt mandag 2 feb 75.7
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: lavkarbo max 50 om dagen.

12-03-06, 09:58	#5
*Summer* Klar for nytt år! Medlem siden: Jan 2004 Hvor: Mer sentralt Innlegg: 12.767	Sv: Pms ?? kremt Kunne noen liksom.... SENDT OVER SJKOKOLADE ELLER!?! __________________ Fremgang er umulig om du gjør ting slik du alltid har gjort ...
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: Lavglykemisk lavkarbodiett fordi det gjør godt

12-03-06, 15:40	#6
Mila :) Medlem siden: Jan 2005 Innlegg: 4.592	Sv: Pms ?? Og Lise: Værsågooo! Gi lise litt av Lint sjokoladen hun selv gomler på __________________ Hilsen Mila
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: Lavkarbo generelt

12-03-06, 20:15	#7
dingpot Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Sep 2004 Hvor: Rogaland Innlegg: 542	Sv: Pms ?? HAHAHAHA!!! Har fulle skuffen med mørk sjokolade etter kvadrat-turen i helga! Hihihi! Du må bare stikke innom __________________ Hilsen DingPot - Alveprinsessen Ingenting er umulig -det umulige tar bare lenger tid. Namaste "Hvis du gjør som du alltid har gjort, får du som du alltid har fått"
	Min kostholdsfilosofi: naturlige råvarer/lavkarbo

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