I mitt neste liv vil jeg være en bjørn...

***Nille*** · 19-04-04, 22:29

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that to.

When you're a girl bear,
you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping
and wake to practically grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,
everyone know you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line you swat them to.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling,
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear !

**Anne** · 20-04-04, 08:24

Takk for morgen smilet..
Det hadde unektelig forenklet livet en del

Iset · 20-04-04, 12:29

Hahhaha den var knallfin, Nille!! Mon tro om ikke jeg også kunne tenke meg å blitt en bjørn i neste liv? Håper vi begge blir det, så finner vi huler i nærheten av hverandre og blir naboer :fnise:

19-04-04, 22:29	#1
*Nille* Administrator Medlem siden: Feb 2004 Alder: 68 Innlegg: 16.021	I mitt neste liv vil jeg være en bjørn... GONNA BE A BEAR In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that to. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to practically grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone know you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them to. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear ! __________________ Life is short ~ break the rules ~ forgive quickly ~ kiss slowly ~ love truly ~ laugh uncontrollably ~and never regret anything that made you smile
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20-04-04, 08:24	#2
Anne Tar i mot hjelp.... Medlem siden: Mar 2004 Hvor: Østlandet Innlegg: 22.191	Takk for morgen smilet.. Det hadde unektelig forenklet livet en del
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20-04-04, 12:29	#3
Iset Seniormedlem Medlem siden: Jan 2004 Hvor: Sola Alder: 45 Innlegg: 10.031	Hahhaha den var knallfin, Nille!! Mon tro om ikke jeg også kunne tenke meg å blitt en bjørn i neste liv? Håper vi begge blir det, så finner vi huler i nærheten av hverandre og blir naboer :fnise: __________________ Endelig i mål: minus 77 kg! (Startvekt: 135 kg og 174 cm høy (bmi 44) - vekten i dag: 58 kg (bmi 19)
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